The Koala and the Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,



"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" 

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."



So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.



A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"



The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.



The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"



So the koala looks down at him and says:     

 

 

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

 

Thanks Matt!  Excellent!

 

That's Dazzle, the Border Collie from Dogster.com  Read her story at the link below:

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