The Beautiful Suze

Friday, October 19, 2007

Friday 5

The Friday 5's Questions are from Kat.

While I've got a killer earache (don't you hate bad sinuses?),
I am feeling emotionally up. Might as well jump on a topic and go with it, aye?

1. What creature scares you the most? (Real or imagined - people are creatures too)

The ghost of my Ex. It still haunts me, I wake up from bad dreams, full of terror.
Fortunately, he was shot on the day after Halloween in 1989.
Oh, I'm also afraid of mice.

2. Your favorite scary movie of all time?

Sling Blade. What? You aren't scared of Dwight Yoakam?

3. The scariest moment in your life?

When my ex threatened to kill me, with a pistol to my thoat,
it wasn't just an idle threat.

4. The scariest place you have ever been?

That place where I had the scariest moment of my life,
the back porch of an old cabin on the lake.
(Doesn't that sound like a horror movie?!)

5. What scares you?

I'm scared that I've accomplished all that I'll ever accomplish.
And mice.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Mark Fiore's Animated Cartoon Site

This is for all my friends who think the Dems are looking kinda limp.

Wow, if they only had a spine....

http://www.markfiore.com/spineocrat

From his site:

http://www.markfiore.com
"Mark Fiore, who the Wall Street Journal recently called â€œthe undisputed guru of the form,â€ creates animated political cartoons from an undisclosed location somewhere in San Francisco. His work appears regularly in a wide variety of online news web sites and is seen by millions, probably even scrillions.

"After a short stint at the San Jose Mercury News as their staff cartoonist creating traditional political cartoons in a terribly stifling fluorescent windowless office, Fiore happily fled the print world in 2001 to devote all of his energies to creating animated work.

"Mark Fiore was awarded a Robert F. Kennedy Journalism Award and has also received an Online Journalism Award from the Online News Association and the Columbia Graduate School of Journalism. With two awards from the National Cartoonists Society for his work in new media under his belt, Fiore also seems to excel at writing in the third person."

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Slipped this from Sally ZA, I'm Southern all the way to the Squeal!

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The South That's a Southern accent you've got there. You may love it, you may hate it, you may swear you don't have it, but whatever the case, we can hear it.
The Midland
Philadelphia
The Northeast
The Inland North
The West
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Saw this on Susan AZ's...it's so me!

You Are a Zombie

You're a pretty apathetic person, and you often feel like you're sleep walking through life.
You don't necessarily have a case of the "blues", but you do have a case of the "blahs."
It's hard for you to snap out of your boring every day routine. You're a bit burned out.
The only thing you crave is the company of others. But you're not too nice to the people who do hang around you.

Your greatest power: Your lack of a normal conscience

Your greatest weakness: Your lack of most emotions

You play well with: Aliens

What Kind of Monster Are You?

Pity the fool Mehmood Ali

This afternoon, I got three messages just like this...

mehmood ali has sent you a message
Kiss u darling I like u

mehmood ali has sent you a message
Kiss u darling I like u

mehmood ali has sent you a message
Kiss u darling I like u

I wandered over there, to see who this fool was, who dared jerk with me. And there he was, jerking...

mehmood ali's Blog
Come on all sexy girls. I have a strong and big (LUND)dick. I like sexy girls. I like kissing and fucking

So, I left a note on one of the two blog entries he had:

Tuesday October 16, 2007 - 06:25pm (EDT)
You are a big boob. Don't write to me anymore, you idiot.

And he wrote back. Pity him.

mehmood ali has sent you a message
Big dick , big cock I am not big boobs, I am big dick, I have big cock for your pussy

Sure, I can report him, but isn't this more fun? Wait, I shall report him too.
Interesting what makes me blog, isn't it? Michael Vick and a stray Dick.
Go figure.
Stay tuned, I'm fixing to do better...