My Friend Bill

I'd like to introduce my friends to another friend, named Bill. 

 

Bill has a blog on 360, and well, I think I like featuring others on my blog.  Especially if they're going to do the writing! 

 

His blog is called,  Bill's Droppings,  and his top page says that Bill is:

"Feisty, fat, and 58. Married 26 years, with two children, a dog, and a demented cat. My sense of humor is totally warped from overexposure to Mark Twain and Monty Python. I love to talk, sing, read, and do as little exercise as possible." 

(And might I add, that picture shows that he appears to be able to hold up trees!)

 

Bill had some insightful things to say last evening, and I wanted to share our correspondence.    He didn't share them on the blog entry entitled "me so hot" so I asked if I could share his thoughts.  Bill has graciously consented not to appear nude for the following:

 

 -------------Bill wrote:

Yes, I saw that. I'm not sure which part of it is sicker -- his willingness to fellate himself or his apparent confidence that making the offer is a good pickup line.

You know, though, from his point of view it might not be a bad way to pursue his perversion. It's a kind of a porno version of the Nigerian money laundering email scam. He probably does this to whole hosts of women indiscriminatly. At least 99.9999% of them will tell him to stick his head where the sun don't shine, but he only needs one to fall for it -- out of curiosity, boredom, a taste for kinkiness, or whatever. Heaven help that woman, she will never be rid of him.

Sometimes I feel at little depressed that more people don't read my blog (not that I've been very productive lately). But there are disadvantages to noteriety.

-------------Suzanne wrote:

Well, why don't you put a picture of a boob on your blog...I sure you can copy a picture of LiveWire.

May I cut and paste this letter to the blog entry? You've got an excellent view about the 99.99% who'll tell him to cram it. (Damn, with 10" that could be possible, couldn't it?)

You're very funny. I like what you write, you are just fine being you.

Your popularity will grow. And in the meanwhile, consider that boob suggestion...

Your friend, Suzanne

-------------Bill wrote:

RE: No brain, got blogged!

Somehow I don't think a picture of my boob (left OR right) would do much for my popularity. And frankly, I wouldn't want to look or be anything like Mr. Ten-inch. Not my type at all.

You comment about cramming it reminds me that when I was in college about 8,000 years ago there was a guy on my dorm floor who claimed he could give himself anal sex. When he got sufficiently drunk, he would give demonstrations in the hallway. He was pretty strange when he wasn't drunk, too.

Feel free to cut and paste to your heart's content.

 

Go visit Bill, ask to be his friend.  He's another one of the smart (slightly smart ass! when with Pedro) funny men on Yahoo 360.  

me so hot

Rosie,  your June 22nd blog post inspired today's entry.  I've had several guys ask what guys say that annoy us, and uh, okay, for a lack of a better word, gross us out! 

Rosie!  Lilly Dearest!  This LiveWire's for You! 

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livewiresos: hey sexy................wanna see a guy suck his cock

Suzanne: uh, no

Suzanne: You mean, like, his own?

livewiresos: yes.....his own...lol

Suzanne: is it you?

livewiresos: i can not tell a lie yes it is me.............ill turn on my cam if you wanna see

Suzanne: sure.

livewiresos: ok i have to get my cam upstairs and connect it

Suzanne: no thanks.  do you have a pic of yourself without your dick inyour mouth?

livewiresos: lol........yep

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I did accept this pic, if he complains about this post, I'll show it!  Oh, what the hell, there he is anyway!  His pic is titled "me so hot".)

Suzanne: now, where do you live?

livewiresos: boston

Suzanne: do you have a 360 page?

livewiresos: i made one 2 days a go nothing on it

Suzanne: why not?

Suzanne: I don't really like talking to folks I don't know.

livewiresos: didnt have the time

Suzanne: ah.

Suzanne: but you want me to take the time to watch you suck your own dick?

Suzanne: Which I think is kinda weird.  No, it's very weird.

livewiresos: do you think its possible

Suzanne: I'm sure if I guy tries hard enough. 

Suzanne: And why he'd try, I'd have no earthly idea.  Sounds not so attractive.

livewiresos: it was a girlfriend of mine......that wanted me to try it ...........with my 10 inch dick it would be easy to do......so i did

Suzanne: Well, I'm gonna pass.  I'm not interested at all.

Suzanne: Sorry though.

Suzanne: I'm sure you'll find someone who wants to look by the end of the night.

livewiresos: lol.......ty ..for chatting your a sweet heart............nighty night

Suzanne: goodnight.

livewiresos: but if you do get curious ......ive invited you so ill show you...take care

Strange Dolls

I love to surf the net, and with all my time here, I've yet to reach the deepest end. 

I also love fine crafts and the craftsmen and women who produce them.  So,  as a regular feature to this blog, I will begin documenting some of my travels and some of my finds. 

 

Last night, I found Beth Robinson's site "Strange Dolls" and want to bring it to my friends here.  On her home page, she says she's been making these dolls since 2003, and you'll see while moving around the site, her dolls have been used for animation, theater, art for art's sake, and even Christmas ornaments. 

 

Her work uses polymer type clay, vintage fabrics and human hair and human and animal teeth.   They are not child friendly.  As you look through this site, you'll see why...

These dolls aren't for children, unless you have your own little "Wednesday" at home.  And for my friends (heads up, Chuck!) who are clowns, well, there's a demented one of them here too!

Beth describes "Charles" as her Poster Child.  You'll find him gracing the home page here:

http://strangedolls.net/

and you can read his story here:

http://strangedolls.net/dollprofiles/charles.html

 

 

And thank you Beth for allowing me to borrow Charles for my page!  He's quite the sharp dressed man.

Karate Dog

Karate Dog



There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.



So the young wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog."



The clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But, he does know karate."



The wife didn't believe the clerk, so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair."



The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to the dog, "Karate that table."

 

The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.



So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. The husband was of course disappointed and somewhat skeptical about the Scottie dog's abilities as a guard dog.



When she told her husband that the dog knew karate, he said, "Karate my ass!"



And to this very day, he is in the hospital.

 

 

See Neptune the Newf and his story on Dogster at

http://dogster.com/pet_page.php=t?i=22600&j

 

 

Help Wanted ad

This was an ad from the October 2005 "News and Advertiser" in Covington, GA.   Carolyn, my  sharp eyed coworker found it, and I'll share it here.

Wanted! Reward offered!

Late this past winter,  I passed a road sign that had this notice stapled to it.   I had to get out to read the fine print to make sure that someone wasn't looking for me.  Turns out I wasn't furry enough, and wasn't wearing a red collar...

Picture taken with my  Motorola phone, January 16, 2006.

It's a Gas

One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parent's house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents.

 

When he arrived at the girl's house he was quickly whisked into the dinning room where they were getting reading to sit down for dinner. He sat down in his chair and the family dog curled up under him.

 

Halfway through dinner the man felt a rumble in his tummy and noticed he had gas. He was very uncomfortable so he let a little bit out hoping no one would notice.

 

As soon as he did, the girl's father yelled at the dog "Rufus!"

 

The guy thought, hey, this is great and let out a little bit more.

 

Once again, the girl's father yelled "Rufus!"

 

They guy decided to let all the gas out since the father thought it was the dog. After he let a long fart out, the girl's father yells at the dog "RUFUS! Get out from under that chair before that man shits on you!"

 

Read about Pandora, the dirty girl, on Dogster. 

http://dogster.com/pet_page.php?i=426&j=t