I found this picture on Ana Voog's blog, "string theory" at
http://anavoog.livejournal.com/
It was so pretty I had to link to it also.
http://www.feliekevanderleest.com/gallery_objecten/object1_uk.htm
Sunday, April 9, 2006
Thursday, April 6, 2006
The Hypnotist at the Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.".
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.........."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, the light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,----- it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a dozen pieces.
Shit!" said the Hypnotist.
It took a full week to clean up the senior center.
It was time for a joke, Susan C.! Thanks for this one!
The Amused Dog is CJ. He's an American Pit Bull Terrier/Labrador Retriever and his Dogster Id is: 157223. To see his story, click here: http://dogster.com/pet_page.php?i=157223&j=t&PHPSESSID=6a0d2669d088fbf8b7edd6...
Wednesday, April 5, 2006
Art Passions
Tuesday, April 4, 2006
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Saturday, March 25, 2006
retrievr - search by sketch / search by image
retrievr - search by sketch / search by image Another delicious tool to use with Flickr...you "draw" an image, and it finds photos that "kinda" look like your drawing. I'm amazed! This site found through the inspiring "inaminuteago - the blog".
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Yes, It IS Laugh Out Loud Funny!
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."
Thanks for the joke, Leata!
Norton, a Staffordshire Bull Terrier from Dogster.com, is the laughing out loud dog. See him at http://dogster.com/pet_page.php?i=113653&j=t
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